Housetraining

 

I call this post: The Joys and Pains of Housetraining as Explained by Jess as Interpreted by Pop Culture GIFs

Scout is smart. He can learn tricks in a matter of minutes - so I was expecting housetraining to be easy breezy beautiful. Yea, not so much.

When we first got Scout home he started off strong. He peed outside before we even got him in the house! And your like - my dog's a genius!

But then he has his first accident. It's okay, he's a puppy. This was suppose to happen. No biggie.

The next day arrives and you say to yourself  "I read the puppy books, I know what to do. I'll take him out every 2 hours and he'll be fine. I got this."

But the second you turn your back....

It's okay, brush it off. He had a lot to drink.

At night a small whimper wakes you up and you're like: THIS IS NOT A DRILL. It's now a race against the clock to see who can get dressed, ready, and out the door with the dog.

And that's just the first week.